Who at UMD has Milton’s stapler?

18 10 2010

I noticed something odd yet familiar at the Maryland Institute for Technology in the Humanities (MITH). The header on this page appears to include photos of all staff…

Image of MITH web page with staff photos in the heaer.

…yet the MITH Staff page does not include the person in the fourth photo from the left:

Image of MITH Staff web page.

I recognized the missing individual as one Milton Waddams. MITH, you should make absolutely sure that Milton is still receiving his paycheck and that he has his red Swingline stapler. Your records may show that he’s no longer an employee. If you can’t find him, his desk may be in a closet a storage area. However, if that’s the case, it may already be too late:





One response

18 10 2010
Milton Waddams

Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass…

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